“Don’t Move a Muscle, Mr. Liberty” by Jordan Ellinger [appears in] the fairly new online magazine AE: The Canadian Science Fiction Review. Ellinger’s piece is still turning in my mind hours after I first read it – it’s one of those that stays with you as you contemplate its possibilities.
If you don’t put a Google alert on the titles of all your stories you should definitely start. It helps you unearth gems like this without vanity surfing. Thank you for your kind words, Ms. Twist!